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          \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This lightweight cotton tee pairs vintage charm with playful attitude. A monochrome portrait—complete with pixelated 'deal with it' shades and a cheeky speech bubble—turns a classic figure into a modern-day meme. Soft, breathable fabric and a clean crew neckline make it an easy layer for days when you want to be low-effort but loud in personality. Wear it with ripped jeans for a casual coffee run, under a blazer for ironic contrast, or lounge in it on a lazy weekend while quoting your favorite lines. The shirt speaks to anyone who loves literary or historical nods that don’t take themselves too seriously.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color in blends)\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified\u003cbr\u003e- Prints applied with DTG\/DTF methods; sleeve and inner neck labels done via DTF\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES 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